First Mate Tom the Burly Eye

It's here.

No, not my 30th Birthday. International Talk Like A Pirate Day! September 19, 2004

Get your pirate name
http://www.froggynet.com/cgi-bin/pirate.cgi

learn the historiography and even translate to German.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

and the most fantastic of all. floregonian in Pirate.