Ladies and Gentleman

I love voting. I think it's fun and it fits into my scantron fetish. Now that we can use blue or black pen makes me feel like running naked through a crowd.

My second favorite thing in the voting world is reading the candidates. There are always the total nutjobs and libertarians that blow their $500 to get into the election guide with a grade school picture and their web address. Here are my two favorites.

http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/nov22004/guide/cand/ross_ron.html

http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/nov22004/guide/cand/reed_t.html

I don't know what Ms. Oregon State Leather 2004 is but I'm pretty sure my filters at work won't let me find out and it's not a scholarship pageant. Ash and I made a pact that no matter the curiosity we both have that neither of us would look up darklady.com. It's killing me.

Get out the vote. Forget grammar, forget proper sentence structure. Get out the vote